August 2012
Anonymous asked: Was you ever in a physical fight? if so did to kick tha maufuckaa ass?
me all school year: omg when is summer
me on the first day of summer: ok what now
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
yesimbeyonce:
jamie-christian-follese:
smatter:
I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall.
now that’s what i call a family
A new kind of family
July 2012
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: no
Watchthe-sexy-oompa-loompa:
parasailin-sarahpalin:
the-elven-queen:
thebestkickassasian:
just-a-skinny-boy:
Australian advertising is freaking brilliant.
The bowing down was the best by far.
can this exist in America?
that looks like so much fun
I want this to exist in America. I feel like a bunch of obese people would be breakdancing on the street.
me after finishing a really good book
me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: exhales slowly
me: inhales slowly
me:
me:
me:
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
me: DYING WHALE NOISES
me: LION ROAR
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
imjustsoodope:
t-rawwskinnyniggabigballs:
mike-be-jailbait:
smilethrutherain:
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
Dead.
lol that gif tho
Is it true though lmao
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16...
