Anonymous asked: Was you ever in a physical fight? if so did to kick tha maufuckaa ass?
me all school year: omg when is summer
me on the first day of summer: ok what now
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
yesimbeyonce: jamie-christian-follese: smatter: I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall. now that’s what i call a family A new kind of family
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
the-sexy-oompa-loompa: parasailin-sarahpalin: the-elven-queen: thebestkickassasian: just-a-skinny-boy: Australian advertising is freaking brilliant. The bowing down was the best by far. can this exist in America? that looks like so much fun I want this to exist in America. I feel like a bunch of obese people would be breakdancing on the street.
me after finishing a really good book
me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: exhales slowly
me: inhales slowly
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
me: DYING WHALE NOISES
me: LION ROAR
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
imjustsoodope: t-rawwskinnyniggabigballs: mike-be-jailbait: smilethrutherain: She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.” Dead. lol that gif tho Is it true though lmao
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16...