Titanic was filmed in a plastic pool.
xavierjames: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE Life makes no more sense bye.
I'd text you first, but ...
ayolucas: Then I feel like I’m annoying you. I think that if you really wanted to talk to me, you’d be the one to message me first. But then again, you’re probably thinking the same thing. I don’t want to be a hassle, I don’t want you to think I’m forcing you to chat with me. I just don’t want to bother you.
yellowafrican: justonenightfu11ofsin: I love this dude! This my nigga!
When people post statuses like "don't text or call...
yellowafrican: No one was ever going to text/call you in the first place. I had too!
When you walk in the class, and you see a...
myveryoddfuture: embracingmartians: HAHA.
Worker: What can I get for you today?
Me: Some medium fries and a pack of 8 nuggets.
Worker: You mean McNuggets?
Me: Yeah, but nuggets is the same thing.
Worker: If you look on the sign, the name is McNuggets.
Me: Should I have asked for some McFries too?
Worker: No, they're just fries.
Worker: Why do you care?
Me: I'm a customer, I deserve to know.
Worker: Well I don't know...
Me: Well unless you can tell me, I will leave this McDonalds with my McMoney and never come back to this McShitHole.